Ten Things I learned while in California:
1. Californians do not wear pantyhose to weddings. Not even the women.
2. Everyone in California owns a dog. I think it's a state law or something.
3. California is not the best place to order a Philly cheese steak. (Not sure why I didn't just know that one intuitively. )
4. A little hair gel goes a long way.
5. Enormous plates of cheese during the cocktail hour of a wedding are incredibly baby-friendly.
6. I can, in fact, take part in a wedding ceremony without swearing on the altar. I didn't even mess up the reading.
7. Pandas really are that cute in person and hippos and polar bears are surprisingly graceful swimmers.
8. The plain old ducks and pigeons that live at the zoo are more interesting to Tai than the peacocks and flamingos.
9. The "Brockton Villa" in La Jolla is really nothing like Brockton, Massachusetts at all. It's MUCH nicer.
10. Never mind the San Diego Zoo, Sea World, and other attractions....all Tai really needs to be happy is a patch of grass to crawl on and some seagulls to watch.
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